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| Male, 15 Years Old |
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Farmington, NM |
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To maintain a heathy level of insanity:
1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hairdryer at passing cars
see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom.
Don't disguise you voice!
3. Every time someone ask you to do
something ask if they
want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for
three weeks once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions
switch to espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks
right for marijuana
6.Wih a serious face order a diet water
whenever you go out to eat
7. Specify that your drive through order is 'to go'
8. When the money comes out of the atm screem
"I WON I WON!!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards
the parking lot screaming they're loose!
10. tell your children over diner, 'Due to the economy
we are going to have to let one of you go.'
11. When a sign says push, pull
And the final way to keep a heathy level of insanity. |
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Santana hasn't added any pictures yet! |
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Santana hasn't added any videos yet! |
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Santana hasn't added any polls yet. |
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